Behold... The Day of Excitement Has Arrived!

It's here. The day has arrived. Can you feel it? Is your heart racing? God, I know mine is. Cha-thumpa, cha-thumpa, cha-thumpa, cha-thumpa... Yeah. Like that.

Look! Up at the top of the screen! It's a bird. It's a plane. IT'S A NEW BANNER!

I know what you're thinking... "Doesn't that look an awful lot like the old banner?"

In fact, it does. But this one is newer, shinier, and 100% Adobe Illustrator. Frankly, that banner gives me wood. A little. Like half-mast.

The old banner can still be seen here.

But That's Not All!

My other announcement? I've just opened my own Cafe Press store front! That's right! Now you too can buy sweet freakin' shirts with my wicked awesome designs on them.

Look at you! You're naked! It's REPULSIVE! You need shirts. I need cash. Give me cash for shirts!

Buy my shirts! Tell your friends to buy my shirts. Con old ladies into BUYING MY SHIRTS!

http://www.cafepress.com/spectre7 <-- Go now, before it's too late...